shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
June 2013
March 2013
August 2012
Hey! Sorry for the absence everyone, I have very limited internet access right now, and i don’t really have time to keep up with tumblr right now. I did restart my blog though! Some of you will already know about that, but I don’t know if anyone saw that I restarted it yet. :) Check it out for updates on my life and general fun stuff! :)
My last night sleeping in my water bed that I’ve been sleeping in for the past 17 years, and I can’t even sleep.
July 2012
“Nah, I gotta come wash my pick off. It got sticky for some reason”
—Things my brother has actually said, actually
June 2012
My body is 70% tea.
Actor Mark Ruffalo has been placed on a terror advisory list by U.S. officials after organizing screenings…
what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
Fat Albert erotic fanfiction
fifty shades of hey hey hey