so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
I am hurt and I am angry, but I will never become as terrible as you.
Remus Lupin’s blue hair-having, rebellious, snogging in dark corners for longer than humanly possible punk child.
Sirius and James are losing their shit in the afterlife.
I don’t have FRIENDS
“If only, if only, ” the woodpecker sighs
“The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies.”
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
He cries to the moon “If only, if only.”
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
its pretty obnoxious when its 2014 and harry potter can still wreck you like its summer of 07.